The Doctrine of the Drifting Cat

In 1274, a monk named Brother Aldric was handed a counting board and told to click a bead every time a coin entered the monastery. For forty years he clicked. On the day he died, the bursar found his index finger had worn down to the bone, and the monastery was still broke.

Three centuries later, a cat wandered through the same hall, bumped into a vase, and knocked it onto the abbot. The abbot, seeing how effortless wealth could be, had a vision. He renounced the bead and founded the Order of the Drifting Paw.

Today, that tradition lives on in THE LAZY TYCOON. You do not click. You witness. The cat bumps. The empire grows. The butler attends. The coins accumulate while you breathe.

“Dormio ergo sum.”

— motto of the Order